$GOD · Ethereum

In the beginning,
there was $GOD.

Then Ethereum. Then gas fees. His plan continues.

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The gospel according to gas fees

Chapter One

1:1
And God looked upon the blockchain, and saw that it was good — apart from the fees.
1:2
So He made a coin in His own image: infinite, ever-present, and slightly overvalued.
1:3
And He said, let there be liquidity. And there was liquidity. And it was locked forever.
1:4
On the seventh day, God did not rest. He set a limit order and watched the charts.
Proclamations from the timeline

Recent divine activity

"Humans keep asking for a sign. I sent a 40x candle. Nobody said thank you."
— posted from the heavens, 3:14 AM
"I invented patience. You invented paper hands. We are not the same."
— posted from the heavens, 9:41 AM
"Free will was my best idea. Vesting schedules are a close second."
— posted from the heavens, 11:02 AM
"Someone asked if I'll rug them. I invented the rainbow as a promise. Have faith."
— posted from the heavens, 4:57 PM
Tokenomics

The ten commandments

Tablet I

I.
Total supply: 333,333,333 $GOD. Thou shalt not print more.
II.
Tax: 3% buy, 3% sell. A tithe unto the treasury.
III.
Liquidity: locked for the life of the covenant.
IV.
Ownership: renounced. Not even God controls this now.
V.
Contract: verified and open, for all to witness.

Tablet II

VI.
Thou shalt not sell the bottom.
VII.
Thou shalt hold through the wilderness.
VIII.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bags — unless he's up more. Then DYOR.
IX.
Thou shalt share the gospel with two friends.
X.
Thou shalt remember: this is satire, and satire offers no guarantees.
How to receive the blessing

How to buy $GOD

1

Get a wallet

Download MetaMask or a wallet of your choosing, then fund it with ETH.

2

Visit the altar

Head to Uniswap and paste the $GOD contract address once it's live.

3

Receive it

Swap your ETH for $GOD, and hold with the faith of a true believer.

Contract address

The word made contract

Always verify this address against our official channels before buying. God has no affiliation with impostor coins.

0x7Dd59eda46a1b08f5163c596E11DF0cD00c582d0